When I tell main shul members that I have three roommates in a converted one bedroom apartment they're like:
and I'm like:
When we have to sit through another membership appeal speech:
Signing up for all YL events:
When I'm pressured to go to a public lecture in the main shul:
Walking down the OZ stairs friday night:
Walking into YL minyan on shabbos morning:
When I think I look cute eating the chulent and potato kugel at kiddush:
When I told my friends I was moving to the west side and not the heights:
When I walk into shul and realized I got there JFK:
When my little sister moved to the west side she's like:
When my mom comes for shabbos and wants to go to OZ friday night:
What I wish simchat torah at the JC was like:
Getting ready for the YL Purim Shpeil:
Walking into shul before Torah reading has started I'm like:
When the JC raised YL membership rates, I was like:
YLers before the Shmini Atzeret lunch started:
How I look at work:
and how I look at shul:
When I'm on the elevator going to kiddush and I see main shul members coming:
PURIM!
Nonmembers on a non-hot kiddush day:
When I hear kiddush is on the 5th floor and YL davening was on the first:
When Facebook becomes a show-off showcase for everyone's cooking (and their kids):
Going to Ali Baba's on a saturday night at 4 AM:
When I can finally afford my own apartment:
My roommate dragging me to Darchei Noam:
When the shul tells me I've aged out of the YL membership price range:
Me on a first SYAS phone conversation:
When I spot a cute guy across the crowd at kiddush:
My roommate when I head out on a first date:
How I feel when my married friends invite me to Riverdale:
When I get my renewal email from SYAS:
When my mom insists I go back on SYAS, even if she's paying:
When a guy friend tries to be a suave wingman at the JC kiddush
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